Why is Tex wanting to jump off a high building?





Someonepleasestopher!





I do not want Church to be sad. He will be sad. Sad is not good. Sad is bad. Badbadbabad!





Private frosting. Bake her happy muffins? Filled with rainbows?

Nearly dying is not fun...


Lets not try and fly again. Ever.

I did express my concerns on your new method on flying. I was sure that jumping from a high building and flapping your arms wouldn't have worked as effectively like Agent Montana's gravity lift. But according to my data collected from the experience, you maintained to stay in the air for 5.099982226663355511 seconds longer than calculated.

That makes 6! Kentucky!

Incorrect, it is still the same number, rounded would round it down to 5 to the nearest whole number, 5.1 if it is to the nearest millisecond. I did not mean the state, Private Caboose, I was speaking about the Freelancer project. Every Freelancer was assigned an Artificial Intelligence program in order to help within battle, along with an armor enhancement. Agent Montana receives Gravity lift and the artificial program Beta.

I like rounding. So- Monatly can fly?

For a certain amount of time, correct.

I would like to fly! Lets go jump again!

Private Caboose, chances of surviving another fatal fall are extremely unlikely, I suggest we see a medic for your current injuries.

Doctors are mean and feed me to aliens.

Chances of surviving without medical help is extremely unlikely.

Do we have anything....that is....likely?

Chances of you attempting to fly are extremely likely.

Then we should do that!

Death included.

We should not do that.... Anything nice?

Negative.

I think we should stay inside.

Agreed.

BANG!



BANG!




BANGBANG!




BANGBANGBANG!




BANGBANGBANGBANG!




BANGBANGBANG!




BANGBANG!



BANG!

That is all I can hear...

BANGBANG!

Yep!

It is like being at home... but different... It is like being with Church and the idiot and Mrs.McCrabby and Gruf and Simm-o and Captain Blackbeard and Tucker's gross alien baby and Sheila and Andy and and and and and Commander Pop n' Fresh, with his buttery goodness making the sky shine.


BANGBANG!

BANNNNNG!







Can we stop banging? I do not like it.

How do I touch boys?

In their private area?

Commander Strawberry ripple asked me to touch him. But- I do not know how. Why does he want me to touch him?


I do not understand! At all! Ever!

Dee!

Private Caboose, I am not familliar with Human interations. Touching is a sign of affection, if I remember Yorks information correctly. It can also be in a sexual way, if you care for someone. I think, I am unsure.

I do not understand...







Who is affection?








Why does it want me to touch people?!

I had a weeeeird dream!


I was in!


A big!

Big!

Big!

Big!

Big!

Big! House! Thing, withh scarrry ghostsss and othhher scary things and othhher scary things.

I met nice pople! I think! It was a dream, but it felt real!


Commmmmmaaaannnnddddeeerrrr Bubble-Cream! I think I need a bandage.

It is okay to touch a boys butt right?


Church. Do not be mad at me...._please

I had a nice time putting my hand down Commander Strawberry Lollipops pants! His butt feels nice.

Needles are bad.

After having a talk with Nill.....

I think I may have gotten sad.

Since I don't like being sad, I think it is time for me to be happy.

YORK! YORK! YORK!

Please make Tex fall in love with you. Take her away.

I want to be with my best friend. Tex wont let me do that.

Tex does not deserve Church!

She is a mean lady and Church is my best friend.

...


_{Pleasedon'tkillme!}

[The recording starts with a loud crash, followed by Cabooses laugh merged a deep one. There is another crash and the sound of crackling fire, before Caboose speaks.]

Evil....Perfectly eevvviill...

Everything will burn! MUHA! BURN!

[He laughs again, which lasts for a while, until the voice leaves. Caboose is silent for a while, before he approaces the mic and begins to speak with a hint of fear in his voice.]

That.Was.Strange.

There was no fire here before. Now there is.

I do not like fire...

_{Is there any neee-nooohs about here?}

Okay! I can't remember anything! I got here! _{With no fire.} I felt somethiinnnggg......then I woke up and there was fire. It was not my fault.

I think there is someone playing with matches.

We should stop him.


Again. Was not me. TUCKER DID IT!

I do not know what is going on.


I do not like it when I do not know what is going on!



GLITTTEEEERRRRRRRRR


I like glitter.


It would seem that Purgatory may be malfunctioning? Otherwise I do not know what else might be going on. I do not think it is the end of the world. My data-

It's okay Dee! I think we all know this place is going to explode into tiny little pieces and everyone here will die and have no where to go.






It sounds fun.

I do not know what your definition of "fun" is Caboose, but I do not think the world exploding is it.

I need to find someone for Nill.

Who would like to be in love with Nill? That is a boy. And is not mean. Or weird. Or crazy...or evil...or mean...or not right for Nill!

Someone NICE! And HAPPY! And someone for Nill! Someone who will love Nill! Because Nill deserves HAPPYNESS! Because she is a nice lady!

_{I will bake them muffins!}

CHURCH! Nill told me it is not right to kiss boys.

Why am I not aloud to kiss boys? Is it bad? Will Church be mad at me?